The ugliest uniform in the world.

WHY? Well if there's a lockout, we won't have to look at that design again until November 2012. The one plus I can think of. More lockout stuff later on.

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The NBA 'All-White Guy' Team

I know what your thinking. 2nd from the right blows the white sterotype out of the water!

In the second installment of the All Minority series, the least minor of the minorities has a chance to win the All-minority virtual pick-up game we have going on. As I write this introduction, I still haven't decided on a certain player's skin colour so you'd better I'm more decisive about everything else. Let's see what the whiteys have to offer.


PG-Steve Nash, Phoenix Suns
Despite his team's current frustrations and struggles, two time MVP Steve Nash has to be regarded as one of the best Point Guards of all time. His perfect balance of intelligent basketball IQ and competitive fire, coupled with his disciplined diet makes you wonder if he will ever slow down.

SG-Manu Ginobili, San Antonio Spurs
I'm happy for everyone on the blog and twittosphere to debate these teams, but not this particular selection. There is no way there is a better white 2 guard. White guys just don't do this position. It's really bizarre. Is it too soon to post the Batmanu link again? Woops. In all seriousness, this guy plays his own brand of basketball. Old fashioned slasher in some ways and new-school eurostep wizard in others.

SF-Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers
I know, I know. There isn't going to be a genetically modified super mutant team and I couldn't fit him at PF so this is all you're getting. Could anyone ever have doubted this guy was going to be a superstar? An All-Star in his rookie year at 22.4 PPG and 12.0 RPG, thsis guy is legitimately up there with Rose and Durant as part of the NBA future.

PF-Dirk Nowitzki, Dallas Mavericks
Oh Dirk, stop it. The 2007 NBA MVP is currently having his most efficient scoring season ever. The 32 year old German came to this league as an unknown quantity and flat out changed the Power Forward position forever. Awkwardly creative fadeaways, underrated passing and deadly free throw shooting (His current streak is at 74, 21 off an NBA record) are all part of his ever growing box of tricks.

C-Andrew Bogut, Millwaukee Bucks
The curious case of Andrew Bogut. You can't imagine the pressure a #1 NBA draft pick is under, not even nearly. They generally go one of two ways; live up to the hype and become a superstar (Derrick Rose, Lebron etc..) or they simply can't live up to the expectation and pretty much crash and burn (Sorry Kwame/Blazers medical staff). Bogut, However has developed at his own pace. Workmanlike and professional throughout his career, he has allowed himself to develop at his own rate, rather than the rate decided by the media. Leading the league in blocks (currently 2.7BPG) he will surely get his first All-Star nod in the next few years.

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The NBA 'All-Left handed' Team.

Ned wants the pick..

In the first of the All <insert minority here> NBA teams, the leftys around the Association get to stake their claim for the All-Minority Title:

PG- Derrick Fisher, Los Angeles Lakers
The stats have never blown you away but is there a more clutch player in the league? There certainly isn't a more clutch lefty.

SG-Manu Ginobili, San Antonio Spurs
Won't be his last appearance in the All-Minority series so let's justify his position with this.

SF-Lamar Odom, Los Angeles Lakers
Jack of all trades, sixth man and well erm.. this. The consumate professional who can legitimately play 3 or 4 spots if needed. Every team needs a Lamar.

PF-Zach Randolph, Memphis Grizzlies
Possibly the most underrated player in the league, Z-Bo is a walking Double-Double who is constantly out to prove the doubters wrong. Was great to see this recognized with his 2010 All Star selection.

C-Chris Bosh, Miami Heat
I know he's not a legit Centre but he's registered a lot of minutes there and that's that. Perennial All-Star who is currently the difference between the Heat winning or losing. If Bosh is on it, they win. If he doesn't get touches or is guarded out my an athletic PF, (Ibaka etc.) they invariably lose. I think fans outside of Toronto Have forgotten how good he is.

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Attraction Distraction

You know when you think "i just need to lick me some ear"?

Whether it's Ronny Turiaf creating somesort of fanfare on the New York Knicks bench, or Craig Bellamy starting a fight with himself for no apparent reason, I have always had a fascination with watching obscure or irrelavent events or player as a sporting event goes on. It's possible that this is because I have become bored with the actual sporting events themselves. However more often than not, it's that I have crossed the line from being 'in to' a game to being literally 'in' a game. Years of analysing NBA games and Premier League football games (Let's get this straight, I will always refer to the English use of football as FOOTBALL. End of.) has lead to my noticing of 'obscure' or at least overly specific areas of a game.

Here are a few of sport's attractions within attractions that you simply love to watch/hear/experience:

Ray Allen off the ball
It's a game within a game. Simple as that. In the NBA it takes more than being an excellent and well drilled shooter to make shots. Defensive rotation and reaction in the NBA is a BIG step up from college. Next time you watch a Boston Celtics game, forget about Paul Pierce getting iso upon iso on the wing, blur everything else out and focus on Jesus Shuttlesworth playing mouse to the opposing team's cat; coming off different screens; changing direction or speed. It's a joy to watch. The term 'The art of shooting' is thrown around very loosely; the fact of the matter is that shooting is what comes naturally to Ray Allen. Moving off the ball, busting a gut knowing full well you may not receive the ball, is an art in itself. This man currently has 2,602 reason why he is the master of the art. (NOTE:What are even more impressive are his calf muscles. They are like American Footballs.)

Football Crowds
This isn't exclusively visual, but how funny are football crowds? Football support obviously has connotations of immense passion and devotion, some of these leading to violent and irresponsible actions (different post for a different day yadayadayada). Anyway, aside from the fiery rivalries and emotional attachment which makes football the 'peoples sport' it seems to be, matchday 'banter' always grabs my attention. The songs are great. Rubbing salt into an opponent's wound with a rendition "2-0 and you fucked it up" or Liverpool fans  a few years ago serenading Peter Crouch with "He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouuuch". In fact, whoever comments or tweets @TheBallBlog with the most amusing sports chant or banner will win a Kit Kat Chunky.

The People who just don't want to be there..
Without intending to make a comment that could be interpreted as sexist or otherwise, this section is almost entirely reserved for women and children (Don't complain, you got straight off the Titanic. And don't try and say you were more deserving than Rose or Jack, don't you dare.). One of the greatest advancements in the last 10-20 years is the participation and attendance of women in football. It's great and should be embraced, but men out there DO NOT MAKE YOUR WIFE WATCH SPORT. It's cruel and unusual punishment for someone who dislikes it and most of all, if you are watching a sport with any kind of rules, you will spend 75% of the time explaining them. The same goes for children. Yes, I'm sure we all have this fantastic image of kids in the '60s lining up on the terraces to watch matches and growing up idolising their weekend heroes but in the UK kids are statistically more likely to want play a musical instrument than watch football. Don't force it. The final member of this group is the most despised and unwelcome in most sporting circles. The corporate ticket holder.. Most noticeable at the All England Championships at Wimbledon, these people seem to be sun starved, uninterested and in need of some sleep catch-up. They don't like sport. They may not even like being outside. It's not clear whether they understand why they are at Wimbledon. They seem baffled when they hear no commentary so insist on giving their own uneducated version. These people occupy the best seats in the house when honest hardworking people, lets say bloggers, have to sit next to a 19 stone French man on the hottest day of the year. Shame on you.

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Word to the wise. Personalised basketball shoes had better mean you average 20PPG or there will be hell to pay.